Northern Nevada's Finest Cuts.
Craft jerky, hand-cut and slow-smoked by a family-owned butcher shop in Fallon, Nevada. No shortcuts, no fillers — just real beef, done right.
Handpicked Excellence
Co-founder Rich personally visits local ranches to hand-select every animal.
Steakhouse Quality
Choice cuts of brisket and top round — not scraps or trimmings.
Uncompromised Freshness
Vacuum-sealed and double-bagged, shipped fresh to your door.
Family-Owned
Founded 2021 in Fallon, Nevada — still family-operated today.
Family Roots, Real Ranches
Horney Toad Meats began with a shared vision from co-founders Lance Johnson and Rich McCartney: champion local ranches over the faceless expanse of large corporations. Founded in 2021 and based in Fallon, Nevada, the shop is the embodiment of that vision — delivering not just quality meat, but a slice of the community's heart and soul.
Every batch starts with choice cuts of brisket and top round, hand-selected at local ranches, then hickory-smoked and slow-dried in small batches. No fillers, no shortcuts — just real beef.
Lance Johnson & Rich McCartney, Co-Founders · Fallon, Nevada
Ten Flavors, One Standard
12 oz (340g) bags. Real current pricing — List Price vs. Our Price, plus an extra 5% off when you subscribe.
Black Pepper & Sea Salt
-11%No glaze. No gimmicks. Just salt, pepper, and meat.
- ✅ Straight-up savory flavor
- ✅ Zero frills, maximum beef
- ✅ No fillers — just jerky done right
Tender and moist, soaked in a seamless blend of sweet mineral notes, saltiness, and earthy black pepper. A gourmet experience, not just a snack.
Garlic
-11%Bold garlic bite. Straight-up beefy backbone.
- ✅ Real roasted garlic flavor
- ✅ Hickory smoked, small batch
- ✅ No fillers — just bold beef
Roasted garlic worked deep into every batch, giving each bite a rich, bold backbone without overpowering the natural flavor of the beef.
Honey Habanero
-11%Addictively sweet. Surprisingly hot. Totally worth it.
- ✅ Real honey + fiery habanero kick
- ✅ Fan-favorite with craveable heat
- ✅ No fillers — just smoky, bold beef
A tantalizing balance between sweet and spicy, with real honey and fiery habanero adding a delicious punch that keeps you reaching for more.
Mild Jalapeno
-11%Jalapeño flavor. Mild heat. Big chew.
- ✅ Real jalapeño taste, easy heat
- ✅ Hickory smoked, small batch
- ✅ No fillers — just bold beef
A harmonious blend of beefy flavor and gentle spicy kick — the mild heat of jalapeño peppers unveiled amidst hearty, beefy taste.
Old Fashioned
-11%Bold flavor. Classic chew. Jerky the way it used to be.
- ✅ Thick-sliced with a satisfying, hearty bite
- ✅ Old-school spice blend, full of flavor
- ✅ No fillers — just real, smoky beef
A trip back to the roots of traditional, protein-packed snacking — a bit drier and chewier, without the tough "leather" texture.
Real Western
-11%Straight-up western flavor. Nothing fake.
- ✅ Bold, cowboy-style seasoning
- ✅ Hickory smoked, small batch
- ✅ No fillers — just real beef
A harmonious blend of Black Pepper & Sea Salt and Teriyaki brisket flavors — spicy, smoky, and sweet, all in one tender, melt-in-your-mouth bite.
Sweet & Spicy
-11%Sweet heat. Big flavor. Real smoke.
- ✅ Balanced sweet and spicy blend
- ✅ Hickory smoked, small batch
- ✅ No fillers — just real beef
An unmatchable blend of sweet and spicy — a perfect balance of divine sweetness and subtle underlying heat in every bite.
Tender Original
-11%Classic jerky. Tender chew. Big flavor.
- ✅ Mild, savory seasoning blend
- ✅ Soft texture, easy to eat
- ✅ No fillers — just real beef
A sublime blend of smooth, rich brisket flavor — carefully selected, marinated, and slowly cooked to irresistible tenderness.
Teriyaki
-11%Sweet meets smoke in every bite.
- ✅ Rich, tangy teriyaki marinade
- ✅ Hickory smoked, small batch
- ✅ No fillers — just real beef
A perfect melody of savory, sweet, and salty flavors — the ultimate indulgence for meat lovers and snack enthusiasts alike.
Zero Sugar Cowboy
-11%Nothing sweet. Just straight-up smoke and spice.
- ✅ Bold flavor without the sugar glaze
- ✅ Thick-cut with a rich, smoky bite
- ✅ Clean, honest jerky — no filler, no fluff
A distinctive dry and salty flavor for straight-up cowboys — bold, smoky, and completely sugar-free.
Real Customers, Real Jerky
"Brought a package of Black Pepper & Sea Salt with me on my hiking trip to The Rocky Mountain National Park. Perfect hiking snack and THE BEST jerky you've ever tasted!"
"My kids absolutely love the Teriyaki — they devour it in no time at all, and it gives me great comfort knowing how nutritious it is for them. 10 out of 10 recommend."
"As an athlete, I'm always looking for new sustainable ways to make sure I'm refueling my body with the best protein available. Horney Toad Meats jerky is now my go-to."
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